Ben Folds Does Yoga

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Just a reminder to not take ourselves too seriously….

 
Tread slowly from the car to the spa
Like a weary war torn refugee
Crossing the border with your starving child
It’s a struggle just to get to Shiatsu
Present the waitress with your allergy card
And tell her all of your problems
Leave no tip at all
Down to the shoe store with your friends
Speculate who might be f**king the guru
Rock on, rock on with your fashionable frown
Rock on, rock on spread the love around
Rock on, rock on with the fashionable frown
Spread the love around
Or do you remember how we managed before
We could afford regular nervous breakdowns?
Or before the Anthropologie store
Was erected on Indian burial ground?
So, really, don’t you see a little bit of yourself in the bathroom attendant that you just scowled at?
Or the child who’s hiding inside, as you wipe the smile off your teenage barista?
Rock on, rock on with your fashionable frown
Rock on, rock on spread the love around
Rock on, rock on with the fashionable frown
Spread the love around
Spread the love around
Alright
You’re gonna be alright, baby
You’re gonna be alright, baby
Floating back from the spa to the car
State of bliss, and it wasn’t the steam room
Sometimes life’s not so bad
Now we know who’s been f**king the guru
Rock on, rock on with the fashionable frown
Rock on, rock on spread the love around
Rock on, rock on with the fashionable frown
Spread the love around
Smile for us now
Do it upside down
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